if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
"and with those eyes, you could have set the sky on fire, but you chose to burn me instead."
Dan Lambton- Real Friends
Vans Warped Tour 2014, Mountain View CA
- Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
- Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
- Bisexual Person: I like both!
- Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
- Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
- Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
wreckedly said: 9
9: Do you focus more on the past, the present, or the future?
Past and future. Always forget about the present.
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next
yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????
i think so too