we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via burnthehardt)

a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

classmate: wait, what's polyamory?

me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

professor: *overhears from front of class*

professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g

me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

me: ....

me: ....

me: ....

professor: it should be polyerosy

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: standardgaydad, via sutaay)

fuck-yeah-feminist:

gaywrites:

Remember that online fundraiser to build a pro-LGBT billboard in the Westboro Baptist Church’s hometown? It worked. Feast your eyes on the “God Loves Gays” billboard, standing proud in Topeka, Kansas for all to see. If any additional funding comes through, it will be used for bus ads in Topeka, donations to LGBT youth organizations, and possibly a similar billboard in Utah. Bless. (via the Huffington Post)

God bless these people.

"Every morning you wake up, do this one little thing for yourself: Thank yourself. Thank your legs for taking you to all your favorite places. Thank your arms for the heavy things it carries. Thank your eyes for the beauty it gazes. Most importantly thank your heart everyday. You woke up today and you decided to go out and live."
- Ivanna Co. (via wnq-writers)

(via loyolalovenotes)

mademoisellepremed:

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

It’s screaming but my brain tells it to shut up because there are other important things that must be done before I can be rewarded by doing the thing. Maybe someday I’ll earn the option to listen to the screams.

mademoisellepremed:

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

It’s screaming but my brain tells it to shut up because there are other important things that must be done before I can be rewarded by doing the thing. Maybe someday I’ll earn the option to listen to the screams.

(Source: moosekleenex)